I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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