The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Randomize
