"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
i think im in europe. pls send help
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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