My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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