i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
