There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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