it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
