Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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