he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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