He is an equal opportunity slut.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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