whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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