my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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