I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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