i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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