I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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