I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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