It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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