No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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