I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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