So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
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