I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
