susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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