How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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