I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My butt remains clenched, sir.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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