This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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