she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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