I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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