In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
You dont lie about slip and slides
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
so much tequila, so little girl.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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