Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
