Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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