I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
