Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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