girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He has the fingertips of a God
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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