some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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