Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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