I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We left the knife in your bed.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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