Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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