I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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