there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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