Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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