i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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