all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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