the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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