Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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