can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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