Sacagawea was the original milf.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Congratulations! We have a period
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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