i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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