I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
she peed on how many people?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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