Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
All the doctor said was why
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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