im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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