i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I would fuck him just for his dog
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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