She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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