So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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