Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
