i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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